I recently had dinner with a best friend and that's the best part of this story. This woman thought she was in a John Hughes movie were the ugliest of actions are forgiven and things suddenly work out.
You know the movie, Sixteen Candles, where the cute girl ends up with the handsome boy. Well, here's the real ending to that story... the handsome boy takes her virginity and dumps here the very next day and most likely gets here pregnant too. Or how about "Some Kind of Wonderful?" The real ending is the beautiful girl keeps the diamond earrings and walks away $7k richer. Screw you John Hughes, you have made a mockery of what really happens.
Although, I will admit to searching for those red leather fingerless gloves with fringe all my life. Still looking. I think I'm going to end up DIYing them.
So check this out, BFF (NOT - unknown to me) decides to confess that the only reason she was ever my bestie was because I had a good looking older brother with a bunch (and I mean a bunch) of good looking friends. I just looked dumb-struck at her and went, "huh." She then goes on to thoughtlessly to say,"and look how well that's turned out." REALLY?? YOU ARE SUCH A CLUELESS BITCH!!!! I'm thinking this about both of us right now. Oh man, what a nightmare although it does explain a lot.
Here's a list of what it explains:
1. for years and years, she would never share a locker with me back in the day until senior year in high school. in reality she couldn't stand me. She made up lousy lame excuses and I fell for them all. One of them was, "I got caught off guard and didn't know what to do!" Really??? It was something we had talked about for months!!! What kind of loser am I for believing her??? UGH. I had friends telling me that she was just using me I didn't believe them. Turns out they were right. I did not understand because I thought my brother and his friends were ugly. WTF - just goes to show you how clueless I really was.
2. she was back living in our home state and didn't contact me until she'd been back 2 years. 2 years!!! Why even bother at this point.
3. after she had returned and let me know she was back, I would contact her and say "hey lets go out" she would reply "I'm too depressed to go anywhere." So clueless me, once again, would text her happy little thoughts for a FUCKING YEAR! I bet she laughed hysterically at me over that one. Later when we were both out with several friends, she stated how much fun she had the past year at several functions that she neglected to invite me to. WHAT A BITCH. and now she thinks I should still be friends with her. What a laugh. She is totally clueless to her meanness and thoughtlessness. Talk about a mean girl, she takes the cake.
At least always, in the back of her mind the only reason any of the people that my brother knew that speak to her or even give her the time of day, is because of me. And that will ALWAYS be there. And these people will always be happier to speak with me.
Here's what I'd like to say to her and her self-centered thoughtlessness and the things she thinks are important:
I am no longer useful to you because...
1. I am no longer young and beautiful;
2. I have never been wealthy nor will be;
3. I do not know people of influence; AND MOST OF ALL
4. My brother is dead. (mike drop)
Send me all the news,
L
Oh and fuck you too John Hughes.
